My older sis, Molly is very illiterate

She is very dumb, in more than one way. Today I'm gonna talk about how she can't read to save her life. Here are a few of the words that she mispronounces, even after having corrected her 200 times.
ACTUAL WORD----------->MOLLY'S WAY
Tsunami-------------->Toosami
Aunt Jemima-------> Aunt Jomama
Gatorade------------> Gatoregg
Ambulance----------> Ambliance

There are many more, but I can't think of them right now.

Also, Molly is very gullible. For instance, if I told her that zoo workers get cancer more often because of exposure to animal feces, she would be like "REALLY?!" and then tell one of her friends who will think she is on crack. HAHA..... IDIOT!


This is weird cause my little sister is a genius. She does robotics at her middle school, and today she told me about how she was looking at a plant almanac and she saw one named the "Virginia Creeper." I thought that was very funny and ironic and I googled it and she was for real. It is supposedly somewhat like poison ivy.

Here is what it looks like for those of you who are interested:



That is all!
bye!

sunburn and 17 again

OW, everyone, please learn from me. USE SUNSCREEN, not just browning stuff that claims that it protects from the sun! it doesn't and P.S. i don't look too brown, more like red. GRR! It hurts so bad, especially right between and below my boobs so whenever i bend over to pick something up, in wince in pain. So yeah, just lather your cute (or not cute) self in some SPF.


17 again!!!!!!

I loved that movie! Like seriously loved it! I have never been a Zach Efron lover/ creeper fan but now I am. He was so cute in that movie and such a good person. Well, now I'm officially moving out to Cali after high school so I can stalk him. Haha! Probably not, but I will meet him! Oh yes I will!




WELL, I wish i could talk more but I have to get off now. My parents need to throw me a fricken bone here.

byeeeeee

Dylan McNasty.. and other stuff

Dylan McNasty.... Dylan McNasty.... Dylan McNasty
I could rant for hours about this kid but i'll spare you!

Well he is just really irritating. He acts like a baby all of the time, like in alg 2/ trig. We take a test/ quiz and he doesn't get it so he asks our teacher if he can take another time and our teacher is like "PSH, NO!" Then Dylan gets all upset an acts like a little kid who is A) gonna have a temper tantrum, B) gonna piss himself, or C) is gonna start crying. He needs to man up, for real. Sometimes, you just have to let it go, you know, just accept the fact that you don't know the crap and stop trying to be perfect.

So, today in math, Dylan tried to get all technical with our teacher about the packet we were working on, and he was saying something about gravity and then all i heard was Dylan practically scream, "VACUUMS HAVE GRAVITY!!!" and I, using my 4th grade knowledge, interjected and said "WHAT?! NO THEY DON'T!!" Then, he tried to talk down to me and was like, "I WOULD KNOW, I'M IN PHYSICS!!!!" And of course right as i was about to get ghetto and tell that fool off, the teacher told us to stop fighting, but i managed to get, "YOU HAVE ISSUES!!!!!" in quickly. I mean, I knew I was right. I remember reading it in the science books, seeing it on corny science videos, and seeing it in pictures. He just has issues so he likes to act like he is superior. We had a fire drill just minutes after our little girlfight and he like creeper up behind me and was like "YOU HAVE TO APPLY PRESSURE!"..... whatever the hell that means dude. Luckily, everybody had my back on this situation and Chris Coleman went up to him after the fire drill and told him he was wrong. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WIN!


alright moving on.........

Ok so one day i was bored and i was thinking about how hannukah is sometimes spelled channukah so i decided that people should say "CHAPPY CHANNUKAH!" and pronounce the C's.

NEXT TOPIC

So this kid in my pe class was talking about this girls vag and he was like "IT STANKS! IT SMELLS LIKE DIRTY ASS BISCUITS AND OLD KETCHUP!!!!!"
i know it wasn't nice, or true but it was just a funny thing to compare it to

AND LAST

MY PARENTS ARE SO........ UGH!!! They punish me for no reason and assume that i'm getting bad grades without even checking or anything. They yell at me to get off the computer and to clean my room, and even when i have everything all good, i still get yelled at to get off the computer cause "i'm addicted," as my mom says. I don't care what she thinks and for me, blogging and stuff is a hobby for me and something for me to take my frustration out on. They seriously like making me miserable. Also, they expect me to be perfect and have perfect grades, be a great swimmer, have a spotless room, etc. It is not possible for me to have perfect grades and swim 24/7. They don't get it. And if I do swim 24/7 and do all of my homework, my room isn't gonna be clean. I crash when I'm constantly active and when I don't get enough sleep. This is also the reason why I get sick alot. It weakens my immune system.



blah life sucks,
anna

Things that bug me to insanity.

well first of all, i don't feel like as fat of a mermaid at practice now. more like a slow mermaid. haahaha. i'm getting better quickly...

alrighty, lets go!


1. Guys who think they are "playas" that get your number and send you lots of booty call texts, even though you already said no for like the millionth time.

2. People who act like they like you, yet tell everyone that they can't stand you... um either talk to me and work it out, or don't act like we're friends.

3. People who are instigators. These are people who like to stir things up and like to start drama when everything was going so smoothly.

4. When people invade my space, privacy, or touch/ take my stuff. I'm pretty territorial and i just don't like people who will just grab something from me or steal nice things from me.

5. Algebra 2/trig.



ALRIGHT STORY TIME

so this is a continuation of my list but i'm gonna elaborate on this one

6. People who think they are superior to you and that they can push you around.

People like number 6 drive me crazy, and not like the Britney song, like make me wanna kill people.

LOL ok so this year, I have dealt with many number 6's. Especially at lunch on odd days.

Here's the story. So at D lunch on odd days in the upper cafeteria, my friends and I sit at a table in the very back of the cafeteria, right next to the pizza line. The thing is, our table doesn't have a built in bench like most other lunch tables do. Ours is a long white rectangular table, not a round table. So anyways, when we get to D lunch we always have to hunt for chairs for everyone at our table because the cafeteria never has enough chairs and since it's D lunch, all the chairs are usually at the front of the cafeteria cause usually people prefer eating closer to the door so when the bell rings they don't get stuck in the herd trying to exit through 3 doors. So every day me and a couple other people hunt for chairs and usually have to carry 3 or 4 chairs across the cafeteria. Now here comes the drama.

Ok so the table in front of us is full of a bunch of "popular" kids. They are mostly juniors and a few sophomore. So their table is always super full cause everyone wants to be "popular" and wants to sit with the "popular people." Their table has a built in bench but because it is so crowded, they need to pull up chairs and occasionally like 3 guys have to sit at another table. So, what the COOL kids do is come up to my table where i just dragged 3 chairs across the cafeteria and take my friends' (who are in line buying lunch) book bags off of their chairs and steal them. I've stopped them before and sometimes they listen and put them back but sometimes they call me a bitch and steal them. Then they tell me that nobody was even sitting there even though their stuff was clearly there and they tell me to "get my own chairs." Then i explain to them that i just did and that THEY need to get their own chairs, and they don't care and once again i get called names for standing up for myself and my friends.

So last D lunch the same thing happened and once again i tried to stop them but they still got one of our chairs. So when they went into the lunch line, they tried to take their chairs with them cause they were afraid i was gonna take them. Then, the security lady yelled at them and called them idiots and made them put their chairs back. So the second they were buying their lunch, i took their chairs and hid them in the front of the cafeteria. So when they came out they were pissed that i took their chairs and they were trying take our chairs, and when they failed and had to get their own chairs, they told us that "we would pay" and that "they aren't our friends anymore!" I find that ridiculous because they never were our friends before and never talked to us and we shouldn't have to pay for doing the right thing. Society is so fucked up these days. End of story.


alright, next topic

7. People who fake friendships.

-You guys have all seen it. People being all fakey-fakey in the halls. It is so obvious. Especially when girls hug eachother and act like best friends, i can see through the lies. They ware just befriending eachother to use them. Usually this happens when a girl knows another girl if close friends with this guy that she REALLY likes. So next thing you know, they are "bffs." Then if the second girl (the one who is close with the other girls crush) ends up dating the guy, then the first girl just acts like they are the cutest couple and is a third wheel alot. Sometimes, the girl pretends to offer relationship advice, but all she is trying to do is break them up so that she can date him. If the selfish first girl ends up dating him, she forgets about the second girl. I hate people like that.




THE END!

back to school

wow. first day back to school. i already hate it again. i got the biggest headache ever today in school. in first period we just went over spanish vocab, then in math we took notes THE WHOLE HOUR AND A HALF.. as usual, in pe we played games indoors cause it rained but i didn't get to play much cause the freaking tools in my class play EVERY game. i hate them. then in english we talked about shakespeare and we wrote prophecies(sp?) for people. it was fun. our teacher read the ones for aaron fisher and they are anonymous but mine was obvious cause it said creeper at the end and my teacher read it. everyone erupted with laughter and i felt a little better for a second.

then i went to swim practice!!!!! i haven't swam in like a month cause i had to bring my math grade up and then spring break practices were optional, and you know me.. i like to do the bare minimum. so yeah.. i was so happy to see everyone today!!! i missed them!! but when i got in the pool i was SOOOOOOO slow and i felt like i couldn't swim cause i got lazy. during practice i said that i felt like a "fat mermaid." hahaha oh well, i will get back into it.

well that's all i can think of

L8R G8R

WAHOO!

well, today.... i finally got my permit. yes i know, i am 9 months and 2 days late and i could have had my license 2 days ago. but its all good. i'm a good driver. i didn't hit anything, and the only thing i have a problem with is sometimes i accidentally press too hard on the accelerator and in no time i am speeding around a parking lot. haha whatever.

my permit............. my permit looks like a fat tomato cause the lighting in the dmv sucked. i promise i don't look red or have sun burn.

oh well. i'm thinking of changing the name of this blog. so if its no longer annakelly's rants n shit, you know i changed it.

ok well byeeeeeeee

this blog is about..........(drum roll)........

BOOBS yes, boobs. you know (o)(o) or (. Y .)


anyways, i just wanted to share my personal experiences and opinions of boobs.

sooooo. i know guys think they are sexy and all that, but i don't think they are at all. this just proves how straight i am. i think boobs are gross.

i think that my boobs are too big.. which is why i NEVER show them off. i wore a cami today and they looked like bowling balls(ok more like some melon) and when i bent over, my cleavage was like huge cow titties... EWW!(cows don't have "titties" but thats what i call big fat girl boobs)

yeah, so i don't understand why girls want big boobs. they are a pain in the ass to run with, you attract creepers, and they are so large that they are disguisting. like, the first thing i'm doing when i get older and have enough money is getting a breast reduction! big boobs are just not cute. maybe little ones are, but big is nastaaaay. and they also make you look like 10 pounds heavier cause they stick out more and shirts that drape from the boobs make you look pregnant.

that's just my opinion on them. i don't like feeling like a stripper. i mean how stereotypical am i? my name is anna and i have big boobs.... sigh

so yeah, i'm sorry if this blog is too personal or not something you wanna read about but really, how is THIS sexy?

or this?















but maybe these are, becase they are small and cute:





























k thats it,
annaaaaa

oh PS big nipples are nastaaaayyyyyyy

WOW

i spelled failure wrong on my last blog
DOUBLE FAIL
but chris coleman told me that if you fail at failing then you are awesome
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY








k bye
off to the ortho

i'm a failur

today, i could have my license......... i don't even have my permit yet. i know. i'm a failure. whatever. i have an ortho appt today, so maybe afterwards i can try to get it. if i get it today then i get my liscense exactly on my 17th bday. the only thing is, if i had gotten it a while ago, i would have my long hair, and it wouldn't be blue........ WHATEVER! i like my hair now, just i wonder what haircolor goes on my permit.. teeheeeee! alright, well that's it for now.


muah,
annakelly

the movies and cock blocking

HI HI HI:)
so i went to the movies with mi amiga Michelle. i had to pick up more aqua hair dye first. i saw quite a few people in the mall. so we saw the movie knowing. it is really creepy, but cool. it was really good, but it gave me the shivers the whole night so bring someone that you can dig your nails into......lol. i recommend you go see it though. KNOWING is the name. DO IT! anyways..... afterwards i saw a few more people i knew. thats when i practiced my sport of cock blocking. hahaha i love it so much. when you see people mingling/ hugging/ about to make out and you just go up and ruin their mood. i love saying "HIIIIIIIII __insert name here__!" they're always like "oh hi anna" and its usually in a resentful tone. muahahahahahahahah! i'm evil. but i love it. i did it to rachel one day in school. she was about to kiss her boyfriend caleb goodbye and i was like "UH OH!!!!!! OH HEY RACHEL!" they blushed so much! hahaha! usually after i cock block someone i say "cock block!" really fast in a little indian voice. the indian voice makes it sound cuter and more innocent, like i accidentally did it......... teeheeeeeeeeee!

ok well thats it,
i love blogging



you know you love me,
cock block girl (gossip girl joke)

WHY IS MY SISTER SO ASIAN?!

some of you may know my older sister, molly kelly. some of you may not have known that we were at all related. the obvious thing is that we look nothing alike and she looks so asian.
well, today she was just walking around trying to be sexy, and annoying the crap out of me in the process. so i decided to blog about her.

this is her:

she does not look at all american compared to me:

i look about as american as they come

here is evidence of how asian she is by putting her next to me:

i just wanna know why she is so asian

~peace in the middle east

i'm new to this shizit

hello folks,
tis me, annakelly. i am new to this blogging stuff. i read Caitlin and Connor's blog on the daily, and it inspired me to blog. so here i am.

alright, you know what bugs me..? people who are controlling. i'm not saying that i don't like being a leader, but leader and bossy communist are not the same..at all. like when somebody is like "NO LETS DO THIS!" everyone else wants to do something completely different, yet this one asshole thinks they can boss you around. i also hate when they are hypocritical. like if you are in the mall and you're like "ooh i wanna go to hot topic!" and everyone agrees with you, yet this one person has the gall to tell you that hot topic is inappropriate. five minutes later that same person suggests that everyone goes to spencers. um..... spencers is 500x more inappropriate. their comeback is, "it's not like you haven't been to spencers before, stop acting like a goody goody!" dude! NO! it's really not cool of you to be a bossy hypocrite. the only reason i said no to spencers is because you said we couldn't go to hot topic. STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

that stuff seriously makes my blood boil and i become violent


well thats enough for now because i am biting the insides of my cheeks (something i do when i'm angry)

~toodles