My older sis, Molly is very illiterate

She is very dumb, in more than one way. Today I'm gonna talk about how she can't read to save her life. Here are a few of the words that she mispronounces, even after having corrected her 200 times.
ACTUAL WORD----------->MOLLY'S WAY
Tsunami-------------->Toosami
Aunt Jemima-------> Aunt Jomama
Gatorade------------> Gatoregg
Ambulance----------> Ambliance

There are many more, but I can't think of them right now.

Also, Molly is very gullible. For instance, if I told her that zoo workers get cancer more often because of exposure to animal feces, she would be like "REALLY?!" and then tell one of her friends who will think she is on crack. HAHA..... IDIOT!


This is weird cause my little sister is a genius. She does robotics at her middle school, and today she told me about how she was looking at a plant almanac and she saw one named the "Virginia Creeper." I thought that was very funny and ironic and I googled it and she was for real. It is supposedly somewhat like poison ivy.

Here is what it looks like for those of you who are interested:



That is all!
bye!