Friday, April 24, 2009

Dylan McNasty.. and other stuff


Dylan McNasty.... Dylan McNasty.... Dylan McNasty
I could rant for hours about this kid but i'll spare you!

Well he is just really irritating. He acts like a baby all of the time, like in alg 2/ trig. We take a test/ quiz and he doesn't get it so he asks our teacher if he can take another time and our teacher is like "PSH, NO!" Then Dylan gets all upset an acts like a little kid who is A) gonna have a temper tantrum, B) gonna piss himself, or C) is gonna start crying. He needs to man up, for real. Sometimes, you just have to let it go, you know, just accept the fact that you don't know the crap and stop trying to be perfect.

So, today in math, Dylan tried to get all technical with our teacher about the packet we were working on, and he was saying something about gravity and then all i heard was Dylan practically scream, "VACUUMS HAVE GRAVITY!!!" and I, using my 4th grade knowledge, interjected and said "WHAT?! NO THEY DON'T!!" Then, he tried to talk down to me and was like, "I WOULD KNOW, I'M IN PHYSICS!!!!" And of course right as i was about to get ghetto and tell that fool off, the teacher told us to stop fighting, but i managed to get, "YOU HAVE ISSUES!!!!!" in quickly. I mean, I knew I was right. I remember reading it in the science books, seeing it on corny science videos, and seeing it in pictures. He just has issues so he likes to act like he is superior. We had a fire drill just minutes after our little girlfight and he like creeper up behind me and was like "YOU HAVE TO APPLY PRESSURE!"..... whatever the hell that means dude. Luckily, everybody had my back on this situation and Chris Coleman went up to him after the fire drill and told him he was wrong. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WIN!


alright moving on.........

Ok so one day i was bored and i was thinking about how hannukah is sometimes spelled channukah so i decided that people should say "CHAPPY CHANNUKAH!" and pronounce the C's.

NEXT TOPIC

So this kid in my pe class was talking about this girls vag and he was like "IT STANKS! IT SMELLS LIKE DIRTY ASS BISCUITS AND OLD KETCHUP!!!!!"
i know it wasn't nice, or true but it was just a funny thing to compare it to

AND LAST

MY PARENTS ARE SO........ UGH!!! They punish me for no reason and assume that i'm getting bad grades without even checking or anything. They yell at me to get off the computer and to clean my room, and even when i have everything all good, i still get yelled at to get off the computer cause "i'm addicted," as my mom says. I don't care what she thinks and for me, blogging and stuff is a hobby for me and something for me to take my frustration out on. They seriously like making me miserable. Also, they expect me to be perfect and have perfect grades, be a great swimmer, have a spotless room, etc. It is not possible for me to have perfect grades and swim 24/7. They don't get it. And if I do swim 24/7 and do all of my homework, my room isn't gonna be clean. I crash when I'm constantly active and when I don't get enough sleep. This is also the reason why I get sick alot. It weakens my immune system.



blah life sucks,
anna

2 comments:

  1. Dude, the part about the school + swim + room... I feel ya.

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  2. i love ur posts. so random! lol. and omg, math class is sooo much fun

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